I am Persephone, also known as Seffles, Seffie, and Perseffle-knees. My parents rescued me when I was very young and weighed only 13 ounces. I know they are a bit miffed at me for "playing" with rats, but that's what cats do! I can assure you that I was raised most lovingly with ethical behavior instilled in me (okay, sometimes I scratch the furniture and piss in the closet, but, hey, I'm a cat!), so please don't blame my parents for my "bad" behavior. I love rats! I really do!
"Seffthello Soliloquy"
It is the rats, it is the rats my soul.
Let me not name it to you, you chaste rodents.
It is the rats. Yet, I'll not shed their blood,
Nor scar their ratty skin, soft as mine own fur.
Yet rats must die 'cause they're so frickin' awesome to play with.
Toss up the rat, then toss up the rat.
If I kill thee through play, rodent toy,
I can justify my means as being my fambly's end.
For, as Chris says, you are flea-ridden vermin.
Though cunning'st rats are fun to play with,
My family, from disease, I must protect.
Just kiddin'. Rats are fun to play with.
That's all I care about. Period.
--Persephone F. Brunner (--with a nod to Shakespeare)
How the hell did you get my log-in info, Seffie? You are in huge trouble if I can ever find you!
ReplyDeleteI did suggest that you change your password: see! It's so easy even a caveman^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcat could do it!
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